The Canes That Taste Like Candy

Let me get this off my chest first. Due to the meteor shower last night, I saw seven falling stars. SEVEN. SEV-EN. That's basically like the most amazing thing ever.

Ok. Now on to Christmas! I really like doing these 'Christmas Lists.' But ya'll its hard to come up with a new subject for the list of the day! So don't judge my list subjects. That's for the future though. Cause this list subject rocks. Its candy canes. Candy canes are my favorite candy ever. And this is a list of allllllll the flavors you can buy.

1. Narwhal Horn Candy- Thsi isn't actually a candy cane. But its peppermint flavored. I want this. I want this REAL bad.

2. Hanukkah Candy Canes- I guess if you dye it blue, its automatically Hanukkah-ized.

3. Bacon Candy Canes- Because this is disgusting. But totally something I'd buy.

4. Chocolate Mint Candy Canes- I have tried this. They are interesting.

5. Wild Huckleberry Candy Canes- This could so be good! Even though adding the 'Wild' part to it probably didn't change the flavor of the huckleberry much.

6. Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll Candy Canes- Strange. Strange happenings right here.

7. Pickle Flavored Candy Canes- This is probably of the devil.

And now for the 'candy' flavored candy canes.

1. Swedish Fish Candy Canes

2. Starburst Candy Canes

3. Smarties Candy Canes

4. Life Savers Candy Canes

5. Warheads Candy Canes

6. Jelly Belly Candy Canes

7. Jolly Rancher Smoothie Candy Canes

8. Now And Later Candy Canes

9. Spree Candy Canes

10. Gobstopper Candy Canes

11. Sweetarts Candy Canes

And that America, and the rest of the world, is the strange candy canes you can buy this year. I wish you a merry Christmas and I hope that everyone buys those pickle candy canes. And gives that company a fat Christmas bonus. Because we are all about giving to those that probably don't get much.