This is where the title of my post goes if I could think of one.

Have you ever been like talking it up and then realized someone is totally tuned in the conversation you are having? You know window all rolled down at the drive thru and you are waiting there, and low-and-behold, McDonalds employee hanging out the window just listening. I mean I am sitting there telling my friend the reasons she doesn't need to go to the beach prom weekend, and my main man is soaking in my advice. Not even trying to act like he isn't. He's doing the type of listening-in that you do with your mouth open. Gracious, if you are gonna eaves-drop, act like you aren't that's MY advice.

How about air-bags? Aren't they supposed to save your life? Why do they make them sound so scary? They circle you in the passenger side with their little scary comments that all those companies put out. eh.

I love a good awkward moment. You know when you say something at a table and like everyone stares and you really DID think it was a legit comment, but you all of a sudden realize that when you said "Oh I really HATE cheese," the inventor of cheese is sitting across from you and all those that hold stock in it. Love it.

Don't listen in to conversations with your mouth open.
Get over the fear of air-bags.
Don't ever hate on cheese.